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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:39
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
'The Life of Chuck' might leave you brushing away tears — or scratching your head - NPR
—
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
No way
Disney makes hundreds more layoffs as it cuts costs - BBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
AI 'co-pilot' to speed up cancer diagnoses at Leeds hospitals - BBC
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Matted Dog Lived Alone On A Rooftop For Years — Then Hope Arrived - The Dodo - For Animal People
Still no good
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Scientists measure a photonic pulse in dozens of dimensions - Earth.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
What unique academic programs does IILM University offer?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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